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Friday, 20 July 2012

The problem with apostrophes

Have you ever read a text that was full of unessecary apostrophes? I have and trust me you just feel like saying to the author WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY APOSTROPHES!? but you wouldnt because there is something called common curtesy and I would like to think that I show a little bit of that but back to the subject

me: apostrophes do we need them? are they relevant to the world would we all be changed?

dictionary: !YES!

me: why?

dictionary: well how could you tell is something was mine or yours?

me: .....

dictionary: WELL

me: .....

dictionary: ok you were probably going to say oh yes dictionary yo are soooooo smart!

me: well no not really

dictionary: WHAT?

me: well I think people do not need slang see how instead of writing don't I wrote do not

dictionary: oh well I do miss the good old days..... BUT THATS NOT THE POINT!

me: so what is the point?

dictionary: the piont is um er um...... ah! oh no that  wouldnt work... um...er

me: WELL

dictionary: ok I give up you win we dont need apostrophes :'(

me: oh yes I win again tune in next week to watch the problem with commers on getting rid of punctuation :D

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