MATHS

hey guys today at school I had to do TWO lots of maths the first lot of maths was ok but the second lot was HORRIFIC I mean how do you simplify stuff and how the heck do you make an improper fraction into a proper fraction how does this make sense:

1      1
- plus-  so you add the numerators (2) and you put the denominators on the bottom and in my head it should
1      1   look a bit like this 2 over 1 but noooo some people just can't stand it being complicated and then they add improper fractions which means what I think is right is WRONG and then the rest is a bit of a blur for me this is how I feel

this is a SUPER confused owl and when my teacher explains it I look rather similar to that. anyway until next time "adios"

sorry

hi guys
sorry i havn't been posting but its getting increasingly harder what with school and homework but I promise I will fix that i'm deciding that I will do one post every day instead of two posts every day i'm so busy that I can't really find time to blog but on the weekends I promise to do two blogs each day on the weekends!

UPDATE: my fried egg looks a bit like a love heart O_o

UPDATE: I have just seen a teeny weeny slug and now i'm standing on the couch staring at it

UPDATE: my dad walked in and stepped on it I probably wont bother telling him tee hee hee

if you like nyan cat go here and here

the guardian

hi guys,
do you know the guardian you know the website newspaper well i'm applying to get into the childrens literature section I hope I get in though i'm still writing the application email because my mum said I should give it thought and time so I am I still have school though so if I get in maybe I could ask to do it in school time If you guys want to see and maybe join it click here if you liked that and applied good on you (thats if you are a child)

FREE ADVERTISING

heys guys since i'm nice i'm starting to give out free advertising and since my parents are the editors of an architecture magazine called Ultima Thule and well since the're my parents I thought i'd advertise these guys first tell me if you like it (it's more for the sophisticated reader)
http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CGwQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fultimathule.com%2F&ei=occLUKb_E5CfiQfAvIW0DQ&usg=AFQjCNHGDQwEDZvKvMAFcE2dNB9CdDCCQQ&sig2=Ib8KnIYmqOiytjFjDmWzbg

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!!!CATS!!!

are dogs smart or stupid?

Sometimes I think my dog is metally insane, other times I think he's kinda smart.

E.g. sometimes he will react to any name my favourite is washing machine which isnt to bright in my point of view

and other times he will bark at the fence when there is nothing there and then go straight to where he gets his food and he expects a refill which is smart in my eyes

so you get what I mean smart and stupid (for information my dog is called Archie) but its the irritating times when I want to smash him so badly (but I dont) for example Archie needs to pee he'll whine at the door and then keep doing it until we get up or let him out/in. There is also when he wants a cuddle and he starts niggling and licking at your hand (especially when you're typing like now) you have two options to whack him away or pat him until he gets bored now option one is cruel and makes you feel really bad and guilty which links you to doing option two but if you start off with option two you'll get bored and eventually just go back to what you were doing which makes the problem worse beacuse your dog will start niggling again. So to sum it all up either option doesn't work and you might as well move.

(update) my dog has just dropped to the floor and is grovelling on his side :D

The problem with apostrophes

Have you ever read a text that was full of unessecary apostrophes? I have and trust me you just feel like saying to the author WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY APOSTROPHES!? but you wouldnt because there is something called common curtesy and I would like to think that I show a little bit of that but back to the subject

me: apostrophes do we need them? are they relevant to the world would we all be changed?

dictionary: !YES!

me: why?

dictionary: well how could you tell is something was mine or yours?

me: .....

dictionary: WELL

me: .....

dictionary: ok you were probably going to say oh yes dictionary yo are soooooo smart!

me: well no not really

dictionary: WHAT?

me: well I think people do not need slang see how instead of writing don't I wrote do not

dictionary: oh well I do miss the good old days..... BUT THATS NOT THE POINT!

me: so what is the point?

dictionary: the piont is um er um...... ah! oh no that  wouldnt work... um...er

me: WELL

dictionary: ok I give up you win we dont need apostrophes :'(

me: oh yes I win again tune in next week to watch the problem with commers on getting rid of punctuation :D

childhood......

THE PAINT INCIDENT

since my life hasnt been very exciting this may not amuse you but its a tale of what happened to me and my sister when I was 3 and she was 5 my mum put out some painting stuff for us to do now you probably think yep she has such a boring life and I do it's sad to say so. Anyway my mum was sitting inside doing what old people "do" my dad was probably reading newspaper though I dought it and my mum I think was making lunch on a peacful Sunday well thats what she thought it was that was NOT what we had planned anyway my sister was painting you know the usual 5 year old stuff when I splashed her with some paint then the war begain we were screaming and fighting through that I dont know what my parents were thinking but anyways they came out and there were in our undies looking like multicoloured hooligans!

THE MAGICAL RAPUNZEL TOWER

when I was slightly older and 4 having a bigger see on things going on around me my dad had to bring in some sort of tower structure and it was about 10 feet (which is pretty big) but to us (sister and I) it was some sort of magical rapunzel tower a gazxillion kilometres high and we wanted to try it so there we were we would climb up the ladder and we would bring some stuff up like mirrors and all that princess stuff but when the wind blowed so did the tower and I suddenly felt unsafe (remembering I had a bigger see so death was one of them) and I started crying I would yell DADDY, HELP ME and he told me that I had to get down myself so there I was clinging on for dear life when I finally touched the ground it was the happiest moment in that day but I quickly recovered from my fear 5-10 minutes later and wanted to come back up again and then the whole DADDY, HELP ME thing started again this went on about 5 or 6 times and then my dad had to take the "magical rapunzel tower away.

hyperbole and a half

20/7/12
hey guys there is this really cool blog and its called "hyperbole and a half" here is the url
"http://www.hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/"
its super funny my favourite one is "the party" its soo funny and at some point Allie brosh is five and dangling out a car door :D everyone thumbs up and go there its the best blog ever I wish I had such a childhood! and a shout out to Allie I hope simple dog hasn't killed it self from fear of horse statues!

I felt like a platypus

20/7/12

Have you ever woken up feeling you were something else? I have, last monday I felt like a platypus and speaking of that here is a link to a youtube video its of a platypus puppet and it sings! so check it out here
''http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gM5TjSOQ48&continue_action=PGIlZLHk_H_70aesKMssMGFJkPCjBfIzSImVYNj1CaL2_S3tkOr8SL0wuAMPsfkmgLHyy8PuJ6TKMFDqqGgJsphQLXQc41yQR8G6zfjPF98=''
it seems like a big url but its a short video trust me :D heres another onehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyUnj0foAdY&feature=relmfu
ha lol another one yep the url's herehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dVfaOU99XI
oh yeah back seat driving! but if you have woken up feeling like something else tell me in the comments
and how do you feel when people type "alot" rather than "a lot" its like what's your problem do you have a mental typing thing or are you stupid? But I just do what Allie Brosh does so if some one types I'm "alot" better at swimming than Ian Thorpe so what I do is an Alot is a mythical creature half bear half bat and then i take away the I'm and now is says Alot better at swimming than Ian Thorpe and in my mind the Alot is known for its superior swimming skills :D
UPDATE: I have just watched my dog run into a glass screen/door and I think he's still trying to get through it :D